Thursday, April 14, 2005
aLoHa... hey.. goSh.. today is 14th apr.. yeah.. it is.. nothing special today Lah.. jusT geT to know a gEr bY thE nAmE oF aI Li Si.. hahah.. sO pReTTy yOunG tOO.. coming 17, guess i'm old le.. LoL.. she rather funny, crazy, & crappy too.. =)hmmmz... something juz bothering me.. i think i miss out something which is important but i jus cant remember what it is.. sHeeHz.... i HaVe a brain .. i use it .. but still can't figure out leh... -_-" stress.. lol... anyway .. watching shaman king now @ art central, cool anime!!
well.. nothing much to write so here's some jokes:
TiTLe: Be Strong
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair.
While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife,"Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spentlots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed yourneck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which the wife responds,"He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey, I love you too."
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